Karma in Muskegon...

HYSTERICAL DISTRICT, MUSKEGON -GRUDGE CITY, BROKEN BY THE LAKE - Well, as the wrecking crane continued to destroy an historic, structurally sound home, the owner signed over the property to the
Church of What's in Your Pocket and How Can We Get Some? (the very same church that has in its esteemed congregation, none other than Alfred E. Neuman Society board member and member of the Housing Board of Appeals and co-conspirator with Lars Spitoon, and others, "Bud" Boardboy", (onced rumored to be the sheet-wearing, scented, dancing doll of midnight Fifth Street). Good Christians that they are, the churchmembers, never willing to assist the owner save and remain in his home, descended as the dust settled, like avaricious vultures, to search through the rubble for architectural woodwork elements, surviving artifacts, any treasure they could carry away. Onward Greedy Christians Soldiers! (Music fades, dust, bright in the sunlight, settles...silence...)

Now, we are informed that karma is at work here. This out-come was not as anticiapated by the cabal. The conspriators figured that the owner, seeing the futility of his position would sign over the property to the favored church to avert the wrecking crane attack on his home. If our sources are correct (and again this may be just a rumor, like the impending personal lawsuits and legal actions against the city of Crack'd Muskegon) the church, after paying up for the demolition, may also be named in the coming karmic actions. Ah, circle within circles...Watch the dance, slow down, smile and wave...

Wait for the pies...they may be coming!