Sunday, March 1, 2009

Hydra-like Ormaloo Creature Spotted in Muskegon!


From Muskegon's Gaza Strip - It drifted into town, seeking to satisfy its voracious appetite for your money. If you had looked carefully, you would've seen it forming...it has invaded the downtown shopping district. It keeps chopping away at our money...........do you hear it? Odd phenomenon....... is it only likes downtown money. It has not allowed any money to go to any other part of Muskegon,

I am off to the big white house in D.C. to see what I can do to get a handle on this creature. If you see any more evidence of this entity, shine some light on it, keep it visible, it may wither and die or, simply go away........... no one knows for sure.

Watch the money, watch the money !

(No apologies to John Campbell or "the Thing")