Thursday, July 3, 2008

Look Chicago, Muskegon has Big Shoulders Too...!

View from the Gaza Strip -Broken by the Lake...

Hey Grand Haven,do you have crime? Is your tourist-rip-off income being threatened? Well now you can deflect this by blaming Muskegon! Yes, Grand Haven you can buy (for $99.99 per incident) a "Blame-Muskegon-License" which enables the City Of Muskegon to accept blame for any tourist-season criminal activity that occurs. This service is managed by the Muskegon Big Shoulders Committee, located in beautiful downtown Muskegon-by-the-round-about.