HYSTERICAL DISTRICT, MUSKEGON,MI - A scant .26 miles from here in the Gaza Strip, yet light years away, the Hysterical District of broken Muskegon yields up the raw material for a TV series. A tale of using the political engine (as damaged as it is) to settle an old grudge, malfeasance, injustice and, quite possibly actionabe misdeeds. The cast of characters include a venegeful Hysterical Society, inept (possibly corrupt?) city inspectors, and an eccentric, unshowered, unshaven, old man, with no legal advocate to help him, and his devoted nephew, a bullying, toady city commissioner and many more, yet to be uncoverd as the rocks get overturned one by one and they slither forth...Next TV Season looks to be interesting folks, stayed tuned as Mayor Ish Kaboozer tries to spin this one saying, "It this still a (hic) problem? What can I do (hic)." and City Commissioner Lars Spitoon, and his pet monkey are heard to say,"It's not an issue. We need to all be mindful to slow down, smile and wave and don't piss-off the powers that be! That shouldn't be too hard. Well gotta go suck up...I mean...attend a meeting!"
Also attending the Festival of Destruction was Alfred E. Nueman Society Boardmember and Circle Dance Conductor Pro-tem
B.B.(we think that stands for Big Belly or Budlight Buddy) "Bud" Boardboy, affectionately known in many circles as "Boardlite".
He had arrived from his Klan Mensa meeting (well, that's what he tells his double-wide when he staggers home), vertical and nasty, as he proclaimed someone who had spoken vociferously in defense of real due process, as,"Stupid". We are amused at this gob-shite offering an assessment of someone who has been honored by a university for cultural contributions and is known for generating many good-works for poor folks in Muskegon and elsewhere. When thus challenged, Boardtalker, cited as his contributions to culture as, his lawn, his marathon NASACAR televison watching, his support of Budwieser, in all it's forms and pissing further than any other member fo tthe Alfred E. Neuman Society. Well, I guess apologies are in order Bud, we are grateful for the opportunity to set this record straight.
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