BROKEN CITY- HYSTERICAL DISTRICT, MUSKEGON, MI- Across the divide from the Gaza Strip is the
corner of infamy where an historical grand old house was destroyed along with the
life of a near ninety year old man...to the amusement of Mayor Ish Kaboozer, who
was seen laughing and enjoying the destruction along with "Bud" Boardboy, dancing
darling and Conductor Pro-Tem of the Alffred E. Neuman Society's Circle Dance and
Housing Board of Appeals worker and member in collusion with the nearby St.
What's in Your Pocket and How Can We Get It? Episcopal Church.
This group of Christians, rushing to "get-'er done" before SummerFumble begins, so
tourists would not see the act of shame and the protests that would follow, also
joined in looting the house to abscound with family heirlooms, valued antique
items, and any architectural woodwork that could be stolen (Onward Christian
Looters!). Rumors surfacing that this could be a police issue?
So, as we approach the First Annual Summer Sphincter Awards,Commisioner-at-LARGE,
Suzi Wherewegoing and all but two of the remaining commissioners who had voted to
assist in this prelude to summer fun may be nominated for the award...Good going
Su!
Now you may get to sit next to Lars Spitoon, Mayor Kaboozer and other nominees for
the award at the opening ceremony...
And a big CONGRATULATIONS, MUSKEGON, chosen to be Sphincter City, USA home a to
the Awards!! Be sure and thank the wonderful politicians, their minions and pet
monkeys (hypenated and non) whose efforts generated this moment in history.
Submitted by Dennis' old pal, Davis Knothere to Natalie momentarily alone in
Muskegon's Gaza Strip. Don't forget to ........drive slow, smile and wave!!!
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First time I've been back home to Muskegon in a long time. All things change but the changes I've seen have me worried. My grandma has lived in Muskegon for 86 years. Her neighbors are loud and rude.
I'm not so sure that she should stay around. God knows I want her to move but she isn't leaving her home.
Priorities need to get straight. Why are young black teens all over the streets? Cussing and being down right impossible? When I was a kid we had more things to do. Now I don't see that. We played all the time at the school yards. We had baseball teams and pee wee. Now my grandma does live in the downtown area and I noticed when you go to Glenside or Lakeside there aren't kids all over the streets.
My aunt on Hudson has no problems there. It seems bigger in the downtown then anywhere so it shouldn't be that hard to take care of. Maybe a summer pool in that area would help the summer months.
Marcie Belaluve
Atlanta, Georgia
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