BROKEN CITY- HYSTERICAL DISTRICT, MUSKEGON, MI-Amusment abounds as Muskegon's Dancing Dildos, City Commisar Lars Spitoon, and his pet monkey, Mayor Ish Kabooser, Turkey MacKlackster, "Budlight" Boardboy (spinning and twirling his...Omigod, that's not a baton! Put it away Boardboy!), and any number of Hysterical Society conspirators and hovering, meta-Christians from St. Avarice Episcopal Church (and we thought Lutherans had more fun!) continue in the persecution of an old man and his nephew. What Summer Fun! Good job, Muskegon!
The mirth carries over into the private sector as well, as some local pubs are rumored to be having betting pools on how many cats, killed, maimed or trapped in the debris left by the Dancing Dildo's appointed wrecking crew...Hurry up!... Place your bets...Everyone loses!
Summer Sphincter Award time Approaches! Who are your nominees?
1 comment:
That poor man and his nephew. What else is there to say?
Julie Shuster, Norton Shores
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