Muskegon, the Broken City - Though everything is quiet here in the Strip, apparently downtown is about to get noisy and Mayor Ish Kaboozer, thoroughly energized by evicting and old men from his house and destroying an historical house has donned his true colors and, in thug garb, has mounted his bike "Swatikita" (apparently it's legal to mount motorcycles, as well as small animals in the broken city...if you're the mayor) to kick-off Muskegon's Less-than-Imaginative, but first none-the-lees, Bubba Ride.
Will this exposure move Ish Kaboozer up a few points in the polls for the Sputtering Sphincter Award? (It is better than flashing the Muskegon Museum of Art in trenchcoat and goolashes in order to claim he has exposed himself to art). Lars Spitoon is near the top of the charts...with Budlight Boardboy close ( very close) behind.
Will the bikers, slow down, smile and wave? Vrroom!
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he he he
Biker want a be's took over------- a true insult to the real bikers.
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