Gaza Strip-Broken City, Mi.-The sounds of spring bring the music of yet another dance created by Lars Spittoon, his echo-monkey, and the Chamber Grift Society of the Circle Dance Association. Congratulations, I've got to hand it to Lars Spittoon, and his echo-monkey, Danny the Dancing Dutchboy. They've pulled off a good one. That's right folks, we are being watched. What you say? They have brought in a specialist to study us to the tune of $20,000 american dollars worth. The Health Department is sending in a "Gaza Strip Study Keeper." Good job Lars...... you tricked the study keeper funders into thinking the Chamber Grift Society of the Circle Dance Associationr represents the whole of the Gaza Strip! This means
you can direct the focus of a study to whatever end you desire...Well done, maybe!
Watch for Dan the Dancing Dutch Boy to push business.I hear a grocery store is on the top of his list. We have a grocery store on Crack Central street. You know the one..........the one that has to charge too much for most items and makes the bulk of its profits on booze just to stay a float. But that doesn't mean much to Dan, he wants a more up scale store that in these trying times in Michigan will invest here?
Lars Spittoon's echo-monkey has also been quoted on how important the bike trails are to the community....being an avid bike rider himself I can see the importance of that to the whole community. Do we get free bikes? My last 2 were stolen. I want my bike to come with an alarm system that can be heard over the ringing church bells of the Gaza Strip. Oh and can my bike be lion red?
Ah, the nostalgia of the disenfranchisement of summers ago are now creeping into sping and dulcet tones of another Lars Spittoon scam is in the air. The ingredients of this Spring Frolic are wonderfully Greek (don't get excited Boardboy)...Huberis, Nemesis, Homartia; we leave it up to you, Muskegon, to determine how these elements apply........
Indeed, who does watch the watchers? As always, drive slow, smile and wave!
5 comments:
hey. Let me know the time or if you still need me, for the garden thing as I need to know to plan ahead.
Regards, Live Dangerously
Are you kidding? $20,000 to study Nelson? This has got to be the most bullS#@% thing I've heard. How about safety. We will all have better health when the crack heads and thugs are off the streets.
Again, are you kidding? I heard about this and thought it meant $20,000 to make it better. Not another grant study that means nothing but paper.
I'm very angry about this.
With our tax dolloars being dwindled away like this is it no wonder the city is in the condidtion it is? I don't live in that neighborhood but it doesn't take a degree to drive through on any given day and see the problem. Drugs and crime. Combat that and the rest will follow.
One of these days the good people will get tired of the situation and leave. Oh, wait a minute, isn't that whats happening now?
Lakeside Resident
You guys need a dictionary for us new readers. I had to go back to 2007 to get a lot of the content. Make it simple for newcomers and make a dictionary.
Funny article once I figured out what was what and who is what.
Webster Wobbler
I about fell of my chair laughing. You pegged the players well. A bike trail, who does Dan think he's fooling?
Give me a break. Maybe 10 years from now a bike trail will be a nice addition but right now we need jobs and for the Muskegon cops to get off the high horse long enough to deal with the crime.
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