Looking for some excitment? Well, just pack up your family into the old Dodge and drive into downtown Muskeogn's latest adventure in city planning and park; it only costs $5.00 and has a view of the lake and the Fruenthal! Isn't this the best show since Lars Spittoon, the Circle Jerk Players, the Hysterical Society and St. Avarice Church conspired to swindle an old man out of his home? I personally can't wait to drive Downtown and park!!! Can you??
How about a cruise night with family and friends? Take a break from the cracks ( both kinds) in the streets, drive Downtown, pay the $5.00, park, stare at the lake, stare at the theater. Then drive around and around the traffic circle (they're so Euro)...until you're dizzy, then speed home and as always, drive slow, smile and wave.
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