Friday, August 8, 2008

Muskegon Woes May be Surrmounted...

Again eyefuls from Gaza - Broken City By The Lake-

Is it just possible the that the movies have it right? "Build it and they will come?" is real?

Check with your local Upscale Orifices, located in City Hall and see if if you qualify for your Upscale!"... Just buy into it and they will come....!" This is the mantra of the Be Postive, Downtown Muskegon Commerce Committee and Parking lot Management Service. And, maybe if we give it a chance it will work! And pigs will fly, hell shall freeze over (well, we do know that since heat rises, heaven may be hotter than hell) and George Bush will learn how to spell "recordaficate" and "edganucation"(Bushspeak is hard to spell)and Crack'd Muskegon Newz will spell-check and edit all it's articles!

This public service message is brought to you by Upscale! Development and Black Hole Enterprises, Ltd. and the Lars Spitton Neighborhood "Slow, down. smile and wave" Circle Dance Society.

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