Toxic Waste Spews Forth.....

From the Gaza Strip to ankle deep in Postville, broken by the lake -

Well another echo monkey has been heard from, spewing the same trashmouth, toxic, racist, language heard from Cary Posthole, this time it was the current President of the Chamber of Dwindling Commerce (who, we are assurred, is the sweetest, nicest peron anyone could meet....maybe, if one is a facist!). If she now regrets her words, it's only because she got some flak for uttering them. If she isn't to be indicted for blatant bigoted. prejudice propaganda, then she should be condemned for ultimate stupidity.

I think we can ignore Dan-the-Dancing-Dutchboys words, because he is a professional echo-monkey, in the employ of Posthole. For him it's survival... Hey Posthole what kind of support will you get from him when the fecal matter hits the proverbial fan and you become the subject of real scrutiny..."Indians, Mafia, lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"...your ignorance (do you even know how most Indians got those European last names?), not to mention your smarmy arrogance, is intolerable. How do real Christians put up with you?

That's just what we need heading up the business community in Muskegon, now isn't it? By the way, what's the score card regarding the Chambers track record for stimulating business? The Art Gallery? the Micro-Brewery? The Casino? The Shoreline? Upscale condos in the dead zone?

O.K.City of Muskegon...Reality check. no more tax breaks for bad ideas! Stop impoverishing this city?

O.K. citizens, let's pay attention to what the commisioners are doing and let's put an end to the Great Circle Dance of Diminishing Returns...In the meantime (Remembering Greg Boardboy, Bill Wrong, the Hysterical Society, the Church of St. Avarice and the inimitable Lars Spittoon), "drive slow, wave and smile (then bend over for what they will do to you)!"

Be cool with Jesus...Music as merchandising...

From the Gaza Strip - Ears on Music from the Lakefront...

More decibels than Blue Oyster Cult, Joe Cocker,and Kansas the Overt Church of Simulated Christianity (known as the OCSC)
assaults the Neighborhood with an infectious challenge to the genre of rock music (note: the ignoratti refer to all pop and semi-pop musical efforts as "rock") with its own brand of bubblegum Christian kitcsh.

We are given to understand the theme is "Unity". Would that be unity in the sense of interfaith? Or is this the typical brand of christian unity we are conditioned to see (as consumers of religion) meaning exclusion of the "other"?

Let us leave you with that thought....

Muskegon Woes May be Surrmounted...

Again eyefuls from Gaza - Broken City By The Lake-

Is it just possible the that the movies have it right? "Build it and they will come?" is real?

Check with your local Upscale Orifices, located in City Hall and see if if you qualify for your Upscale!"... Just buy into it and they will come....!" This is the mantra of the Be Postive, Downtown Muskegon Commerce Committee and Parking lot Management Service. And, maybe if we give it a chance it will work! And pigs will fly, hell shall freeze over (well, we do know that since heat rises, heaven may be hotter than hell) and George Bush will learn how to spell "recordaficate" and "edganucation"(Bushspeak is hard to spell)and Crack'd Muskegon Newz will spell-check and edit all it's articles!

This public service message is brought to you by Upscale! Development and Black Hole Enterprises, Ltd. and the Lars Spitton Neighborhood "Slow, down. smile and wave" Circle Dance Society.

Incompetence? Mismanagement? Why is Muskegon Broken by the Lake?

A view from the Gaza Strip-Broken By The Lake, MI....So Muskegon, how'd that Casino deal work,out for ya? And say, what about the Shoreline Hotel? A Strolling Mall? Why not? You are the fastest self destructing city in Michigan! Hey, maybe there's an award, with a trophy, for that...Well, don't be depressed, you can always go and drive around your precious, tiny round-about...Drive around and around and around until you catch your own tail!

In the meantime, shootings at Seventh and Monroe (can't blame the Heights for this one) and elsewhere in Nelson, may just pry some police away from the strenuous Summner Celebrations watch duty to do some real police work! And, just maybe, after they've practiced more, maybe, they will be up to evicting a squatter from his illegal squat on Houston!


Of course this is a city that can, when moneyed interests whine, can evict an old man from an archtecturally significant home and demolish it, so the sanctioned looters can swoop in and steal anything of immediate value (remember the Church of St. Avarice/Hysterical Society/ Lars Spitoon/Dan the Dancing Dutchboy and Echo-monkey/Greg "Prancing Master" Boardboy, Will Wrong and the Nelson Circle Jerk Association coalition actions of the near past) ; but cannot evict one, drugged-out, illegal squatter, so the new (and legal) owners can move in and re-hab the home, add to the value of the area and help improve the tax-base. So, how's goin' for ya, Muskegon? ...Maybe you sell your Sphincter City award for its raw mineral value, or, just maybe, the citizens (those are'nt too busy in there meth labs or avoiding child-support payments) can vote the incompetents out of office and get some new incompetents in...at least the change might be refreshing!

Laughing by the Lake, we remain your Crack'd Muskegon Newz writers.