Hystercal District - Broken City, MI - What is that we hear from west of Business 31? Is it not the sounds of marching feet (with the ever so faint sounds of martial wassail songs wafting across on the lake breeze) as the Heritage Society begins it's 1st Annual Armband ceremony? Yes, kiddies, you can join now and proudly wear your armband proclaiming to all that you are special!
You can join like-minded members in dramatic torch-light parades, and sing marching songs and strut about. Then, in your secret meetings, you can scheme and conspire to acquire (by any means available - remember "Macht is Recht!") and tear down architecturally and historically significant homes and assert your self-importance (After all, are you not the HERITAGE SOCIETY? Do you have armbands? Of course you do! And soon you will have badges undt uniforms undt medals undt rule for a THOUSAND YEARS!!!).
Seig Heritage, Seig Heil!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment