Muskegon, MI - Broken by the Lake - An untapped resource, the Muskegon airport men's room, can be developed into another tourist attraction...Taking the lead provided by Minneapolis and, yet another revealed Republican Congressional pervert, we have yet to publicize the attractiveness, and intimate environs of the stalls in the men's room.
Marketing opportunities, trading cards, tee-shirts, incense, candles, souvenier K-Y lubricant tubes sporting photos of Lars Spitoon, Bud Boardboy, the cast of the Heritage Players, and other ass-holes, abound. This would be fitting with the Sphincter City Awards just around the corner. So act now, get in on the bung bonanza that waits...
Money to be made, Muskegon...Stick that in your Heritage Society!
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Tacky, tacky, tacky and not-so-funny...
Tacky, tacky, tacky and not-so-funny...
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