Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Muskegon's Expanding Culture


Another view from the city that's broken by the lake; filtered through it's Gaza Strip - In their never-ending quest for more beer-tent culture, Muskegonites can now attend the Frauenthal Theater, right across from the round-about with Hunt's Muskegon Rising sculpture (a visually metaphoric Phoenix), and watch "King of the Streets Fight Night", where tatooed semi-Neanderthals beat the crap out of each other... And maybe then Summer Celebration can include Slam-Rap competitions, where rappers take the stage and legally dispose of each other as violently (but imitating poetry along the way) as they wish! What can be next? Chariot races at the round-about? Watching Christians devour lions? How about jousting on motorcycles? Para-sail sword fighting? Excelsior Muskegon!

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