Friday, May 30, 2008
Do You Have Your Upscale Yet?
Gaza Strip-Cracked Muskegon-Broken By the Lake- What is upscale you ask? Being or appealing to affluent consumers. Do you have your upscale yet? Well I know I don't. Thats right folks you need upscale to live in Downtown much longer cuz Cary Posthole says so. He thinks building an UPSCALE strolling market will save downtown. Do you think he reads the crime stats for downtown? Has he driven past all the foreclosures and falling down houses or does Posthole just stay in his upscale hole and his homeland of Norton Shores? Looks like the echo-monkey Dan the dancing Dutch-boy is in favor of the strolling market too. I wonder if the "Circle Dancers" are all excited? How many residents in Muskegon have Upscale?
Now when Posthole goes Upscale it is off the blood sweat and tears of us Non-Upscale folks. Posthole gets BIG tax breaks to build Downtown Condo's and Upscale shops while we the working class get our taxes raised to make up the difference.He gets to cater to the affluent while we try to figure out how to make ends meet in these troubling economic times.Thats right folks........the man gets major tax breaks while acting as if he is doing us a favor by being here. Are we ready for a Tea Party in the Broken Lake soon?
As always....... you know the drill, drive slow......smile and wave!
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Hishonor da Mayor ish shocked!
Gaza Strip-Cracked Muskegon-broken by the lake- "Babies with guns!" "I'm shocked!..." "This isn't the wild west!" Where has this mayor been? No wonder the Nelson Neighborhood (the real one, not the fiction perpetrated by Lars Spitton, his echo-monkey Dan the dancing Dutch-boy, and the Alfred E. Neuman Circle-Dance) is inadequately served by the city. This mayor, needs a proctologist to help find his head.
While that long dank task is underweigh, slow down, smile and wave...
While that long dank task is underweigh, slow down, smile and wave...
Sunday, May 11, 2008
"WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?" YOU ASK?
View from Gaza - Beer-tent City, MI -- We've done it to ourselves...Huberis, Nemesis, Homartia abound. ..Lars Spittoon, his echo monkey, the Hysterical Society, the Alfred E. Neuman Circle Dance Association, Ish (Hishhonor, da Mayor) Kaboozer, the St. Avarice Church, Cary Posthole and his "Let's imitate Grand Haven through buiding dwellings that no one wants nor can afford; Yes,Yes!" initiative.
Where did we go wrong, indeed!
Where did we go wrong, indeed!
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
It seems like a blur! How did Muskegon get from a once beautful downtown to the tear down in the youtube video below?Comments on this are welcomed and some insight would be sobering. As another part of history goes down in a puff of dust be sure and slow down.......smile and wave!!
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