Some Thoughts while Driving slow, Smiling and Waving...

Hystercal District - Broken City, MI - What is that we hear from west of Business 31? Is it not the sounds of marching feet (with the ever so faint sounds of martial wassail songs wafting across on the lake breeze) as the Heritage Society begins it's 1st Annual Armband ceremony? Yes, kiddies, you can join now and proudly wear your armband proclaiming to all that you are special!

You can join like-minded members in dramatic torch-light parades, and sing marching songs and strut about. Then, in your secret meetings, you can scheme and conspire to acquire (by any means available - remember "Macht is Recht!") and tear down architecturally and historically significant homes and assert your self-importance (After all, are you not the HERITAGE SOCIETY? Do you have armbands? Of course you do! And soon you will have badges undt uniforms undt medals undt rule for a THOUSAND YEARS!!!).

Seig Heritage, Seig Heil!

We Must Love our Heritage Society!

Muskegon, MI - Broken by the Lake -We think the Heritage Society is wonderful! Look how they have cleverly conspired with the St. Avarice Episcopal Church to acquire the Sieradski property for less than it was really worth...We should all admire the character and class both organizations have displayed throughout the recent episode!

We know the Chronicle admires the Society, because it apparently shields it from all criticism, or negative commentary in it's online forum. In the great tradition of the Hearst Newspapers and the Murdoch journalistic endeavors, the Chronicle erases, waves away and otherwise bans free exchange (as well they should) when it concerns the Heritage Society.

As we all know, free and open exchange of opinion is dangerous to fascism...even the teeny weeny kind here in the Broken City.

A New Opportunity for the Broken City...

Muskegon, MI - Broken by the Lake - An untapped resource, the Muskegon airport men's room, can be developed into another tourist attraction...Taking the lead provided by Minneapolis and, yet another revealed Republican Congressional pervert, we have yet to publicize the attractiveness, and intimate environs of the stalls in the men's room.

Marketing opportunities, trading cards, tee-shirts, incense, candles, souvenier K-Y lubricant tubes sporting photos of Lars Spitoon, Bud Boardboy, the cast of the Heritage Players, and other ass-holes, abound. This would be fitting with the Sphincter City Awards just around the corner. So act now, get in on the bung bonanza that waits...

Money to be made, Muskegon...Stick that in your Heritage Society!

The Closing Circle...

Muskegon, MI - Broken City- Apparently, the agreed to deal cut between St. Avarice Episcopal Church and the Society of Pretencious Heritage on the Day of Demolition, has gone through. The gob-shites of the Heritage Society now own the property criminally stripped away from an old man earlier this summer.

So, now, what about the cabal? Liar First Class and City Commissioner Lars Spitoon, Prancing Master Bud Boardboy, and Danny the Dancing Monkey - what about them? Lawsuits to follow? What about Co-Conspirator, Mayor Ish Kaboozer? Well kiddies, it's up to you. Do you allow this criminal cycle to continue, or will you do something about it? If anyone has any fiendishly funny ideas for confronting the Heritage Society as well as the Criminal Cabal, let us know...

Words from the underground for the Heritage Players: ...Huberis, Homartia, Nemesis...
And for Lars Spitoon: ...Karma...

Kevin R. Davies 1951-2007

Muskegon, MI - the Broken City-Muskegon City Commissioner Kevin R. Davis died Sunday. It is a loss to his family, friends and all who believe in honesty within politics. Davies practised truth verses sneaking around for personal gain. Something that is rare in the Broken City of Muskegon. In the Gaza Strip our many hearts ache for those he left behind. Sadly, we must be faced with the void of a true voice in politics and the loss of a great man of the world.

Kevin R Davies will be remembered as one who took the time to care with an open mind and a honorable soul. A life worth celebrating.



CELEBRATION OF KEVIN'S LIFE:
Saturday September 8, 2007 from 3-7 P.M.
The Bayside Centre (Cobwebs and Rafters)
3006 Lakeshore Dr., Muskegon, MI.

MEMORIALS: Gift of Life (giftoflifemichigan.org)
Envelopes will be available. YOUNG 231-722-3873

Getting through the "Fest" maze...Avie from the Gaza Strip...

Muskegon, MI - the Broken City- Well, it's been a few days. Are you stumped as to how to hold a "FEST"? Need an idea? The following seems to work in Muskegon and you can do it! Even if you are not a self-serving, malfeasing (is that a word?) city commissioner, nor a butt-faced, prancing master, Housing Board of Appeals volunteer, nor a dip-shit mayor in order to have a "FEST". Here's what to do:

First find a victim. Most easy would be a very elderly man with litlle or no resources. Remember, it is more entertaining if he is rather stubborn.

Second gather your resources, such as the congregation of the St. Avarice Episcopal Church; an ambitious, conniving City Comissioner...you get the idea. Once your cabal is in place, you are ready to roll...

Third step: Get the city to start harassing the old man with inspections, health citations, unreasonable deadlines and then get an eviction notice and a demolition order. Remember to igenore due process; by no means get an adovcate for the old man. Your purpose is, entertainment, not democracy and justice!

Congratualtions! Your "FEST" is under way...Get a demolition order then notify the local newspaper, radio (that's TV without the pictures!) and TV stations notified...Now set-up booths to sell "FEST" memorablia; organize a raffle for the architectural woodwork and any art that may be residing in the house-to-be-demolished (of course, you must rig the raffle so that members of St. Avarice win most of the good stuff)...

Now, at least for the duration of your "FEST" you will have police protection (you may even get the chief himself, to put down his box of cheese-Danish long enoough to be in attendance). You know the Mayor will be there, possibly sober, to conduct interviews. Does this suggest some ideas for follow-up "FESTS"?

Crime in your neighborhood? Need Police protection?

Gaza Strip - Muskegon, MI - the Broken City - Here is the strategy for those who want action to get rid of the drug-dealers and the peripheral crime and violence that always accompanies them. DON"T CALL THE POLICE! Hold a festival instead and you will have more police than you ever knew existed in Muskegon. Yes folks, it is that simple...Hold a festival of some kind, any kind, in your neighborhood and the idiots running the city will scramble to make sure that no one from Norton Shores, or a tourist type out-of-towner gets jostled, mugged, or otherwise disturbed; and in the process, you the residents will get the police protection you deserve

Hallaluea!!